wrong

i saw this parked next to my truck today…

“hi. i drive an Expedition. i used to drive a Honda Civic, but i wanted something i can go offroading in. the first thing i did was ditch the stock wheels and got some nice and shiny chrome ones, and fitted them with low profile tires. then i had some lowering springs installed. i did the same thing with my Civic and got better handling. now i can take tighter turns in my SUV. i’m sure these tires can get a good grip when i go rock climbing. i’m not used to driving such a big vehicle, so i also bought some tube side steps to help me get in the truck. it has whopping 4-inches of ground clearance, but i can’t lift my leg up that high. with the steps installed, i only have to lift my feet about 2 inches. since my truck is so high, i don’t have to worry about these steps getting in the way on my next run. now who wants to go on an expedition to the mall with me? i need to buy the new Nsync CD.”