damn you, brandon! (even though it’s my own fault)

so i’ve been happily drinking this “Green Machine” Naked Juice stuff for the past few days as a quick breakfast. today i went to get another bottle and my coworker, Brandon, comes along and gets one for himself. we’re talking about the drink and i’m saying “i don’t know why it’s so green. the only green fruit it has is kiwi.” so then he points out the other list (under the fruit list and separated with a line) which i didn’t even notice, and it had things like algae, spirulina, grass and other things that gave the drink its freakishly green color.

i am dumb. if there’s something you don’t want me to read, just put a line over it and i’ll blissfully ignore it. gah.

needless to say, i still drank it, although it took me twice as long to do so, and that first chug was kinda hard. (twists open the cap) “mmm, fruity pond scum!”